Punny Partner Pillows

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Mixed Doubles.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Happy Hog - Manet

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

I love ewe.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"You complete me."

"Wanna play?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"