Punny Partner Pillows

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Advanced footsie

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Happy Hog - Manet

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Dear Dairy

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

I love ewe.

"Wanna play?"

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"You complete me."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."