Punny Relationship Enthusiast Pillows

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Paint pots in love

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Urns in love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Hold on

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"

Love

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."