Punny Relationship Enthusiast Mugs

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Paint pots in love

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

'His ego needs lipo suction!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer.'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

Love

"What's come between us?"