Punny Person Pillows

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

"Deadly gas is escaping from Uranus!"

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Happy Hog - Manet

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

SCUBER

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Blake's Sealant.

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Wheelburrows.

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

Short-Term Memory Foam Loss

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Fish in gaol.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'

Fly Fishing.

Picking Brains

'I'm seriously thinking of firing you as my lawyer.'