Punny Person Pillows

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

"Deadly gas is escaping from Uranus!"

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Dear Dairy

Happy Hog - Manet

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

SCUBER

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Blake's Sealant.

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Wheelburrows.

One Winter Day In Old Moscow...

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

Short-Term Memory Foam Loss

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

"I propose we put all our eggs in one basket."

Dairy. You're called "ruminants" because you chew your cud --- It's not an excuse to overthink everything.

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Fish in gaol.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"