Artful Punster Pillows

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Garden of Eden and scrumping

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Jurassic Pork.'

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Mystery of the Poets

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

2B or not 2B

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"Norman is an island."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

Optometrist practical jokes

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'