Creative Punster Pillows

'It's a rabbit I got yesterday but I didn't know how to spell rabbit.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

K9 Literati

'Out, damned Spot.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tequila Mockingbird

Mystery of the Poets

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

2B or not 2B

Optometrist Humor

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Bitter End

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Norman is an island."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Hamlet.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'