Punny Adventurer Gifts

"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Get crazy once in a while

Man fishing with large bait

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

An old lady Kitesurfing

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Destiny is all...

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Best Pals

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."