Silly Adventurer Gifts

Get crazy once in a while

"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."

Man fishing with large bait

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Napoleon marches off alone

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

Destiny is all...

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Desert Planet

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Castaway with a tennis court.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Ice rink"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

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