Silly Sea Adventurer Gifts

"I was at work when I slipped over on a loose bubble and injured my neck. I called Clamclaim and they helped me to sue the sea for 11 billion underwater dollars."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Viking Loch Ness

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Waiting for a turn to swim.