Lost At Sea Adventurer Gifts

"Pizza again?"

The Lost World: You are Here

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Viking Loch Ness

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"International trade"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Revenge had come.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Romance on the Yacht

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'