Lost At Sea Enthusiasts Gifts

'Is it just me, or did sunsets used to be a lot more beautiful?'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Directions.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"This better be high tide."

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Read the list of my offshore accounts again."

You hid your money offshore to avoid taxes? Not just that … Years ago, after exhaustive research, I concluded that our entire socio-economic apparatus would collapse in an orgy of chaos and food-rioting, due to the unsustainable burden of our welfare culture. I started squirreling away my profits, as soon as that communist got elected president. Biden is not a communist. I was talking about Reagan.

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Panama Papers Scandal

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"He only wanted me for my body."

'And as your tour guide, I'd like to point out that we're completely lost.'