Lost Navigators Gifts

'Gas, food, and lodging mirages- next mile.'

This Way/That Way

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Road signs.

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

You are here...

I think we're just going round in circles

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

"Where have you been?"

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."

You are here.