Lost Adventurers Gifts

Desert Sandcastle and Skeleton

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Desert Island Raking

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Scarecrow Directions

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

I think we're just going round in circles

Marco Rocca, The Great Illusionist.

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

Staycation holidays...

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"Nice curvature."