Lost Explorer Gifts

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"Apparently I'm from New Heidelberg Springs, South Dakota,,,but just where the hell is that?"

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'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Scarecrow Directions

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Garden.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Where the wild things were."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Building a Shelter

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I could eat you.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

School trip little porters.

Be open to help.

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Amateur Palmist