Lost & Found Explorer Gifts

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Be open to help.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Scarecrow Directions

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Shipwrecked.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."