Lost And Found Adventurer Gifts

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The Lost World: You are Here

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Desert Planet

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"Forgotten anything?"

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Scarecrow Directions

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

You are here...

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'