Lost World Adventurer Gifts

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Be open to help.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Scarecrow Directions

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

Tour de France.

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

"As a member we can offer yoou long hours, hard work, self less devotion..." "What about the perks?" "Those are the perks"

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

Atlantis Missing