Lost Adventurer Gifts

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Castaway with a tennis court.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"Well, I don't think we're anywhere near Loch Ness!"

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Shipwrecked.

Desert Island Raking

Scarecrow Directions

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Members only.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

"Nice curvature."

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"