Runaway Adventurer Gifts

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Desert Planet

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"We're looking for our local post office."

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Stonehenge Imitation

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

Desert Island Raking

Castaway with a tennis court.

A woman reads a romance novel.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'The prisons are full, so I'm releasing you back into the wild.'

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

What heppens when you tie a rope around an elephant's loins and sit a cowboy on its back. (Rodeo today).

"USA map"

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it