Stranded Adventurer Gifts

'Is there a place to wash up around here?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Napoleon marches off alone

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Desert Planet

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Desert Island Raking

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Teaching from Home

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Members only.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"Where have you been?"

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'