Distracted Adventurer Gifts

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Skier on Mobile Phone

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Writers' Compensation

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Forgotten anything?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Ice rink"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"