Distracted Adventurer Pillows

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Skier on Mobile Phone

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Writers' Compensation

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Forgotten anything?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

Castaway with a tennis court.

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'