Absentee Adventurer Pillows

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Desert Planet

"Forgotten anything?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Castaway with a tennis court.

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"Ice rink"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"