Absent-minded Adventurers Pillows

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'I think your absent mindedness is getting worse.'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Forgotten anything?"

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'