Absent-minded Enthusiast Pillows

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

A man cheers

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I've always worked from home."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."