Forgetful Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A man cheers

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"Forgotten anything?"

Bureau of Missing Persons

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

Memory School.

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'