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'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

A man cheers

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Bureau of Missing Persons

"Forgotten anything?"

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

Belated Birthday Cards

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

Memory School.