Forgetful Explorer Pillows

'I'm busy looking for my contact lens so I can look for the remote.'

'Memory Lane? Yes, it's ... No it's not ... It's ... UM ...'

'Memory Loss Clinic.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Be open to help.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Scarecrow Directions

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'