Absentminded Adventurers Pillows

Absentmindedness Is Us: Home of that little thingumajig whose name you can never remember.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Forgotten anything?"

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'