Absent-minded Wanderer Pillows

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

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Meditation Center

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'I forgot my keys!'