Absent-minded Philosopher Pillows

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

City Library: "Oh-oh - I left 'Left behind' behind!"

"So I forgot our wedding anniversary. I'm only human."

"I can't find my chi!"

"Every password I've ever had."

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Nonsense Poem

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Hello?"

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Lost and forgotten department

"Are you going to move?"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'