Absent-minded Scientist Pillows

"It's an unknown parasite, frozen for thousands of years in a cube of—hey, where is it?"

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Hello?"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Are you going to move?"

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"