Absent-minded Mathematician Pillows

How do you remember your lock combination?

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Hello?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Are you going to move?"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

Mathematics.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Alternative Accountants

'How would you describe yourself?'

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Darling, you complete me!"

'Math is more art than science.'