Absent-minded Botanist Pillows

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Hello?"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Are you going to move?"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Eating the poinsettia didn't make him sick. It was the three pounds of potting soil."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"The scientists never stopped to ask if they should - only if they could."

Escaping Flowers

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

'I forgot my keys!'