Low-key Botanist Pillows

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.