Low-key Botanist T-Shirts

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"What are you in for?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"