Absent-minded Adventurer Pillows

"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

Glasses to find other glasses.

Memory school.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I forgot why I came in here, but maybe I just came in here to forget."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Did I turn off the stove."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Aging Ungracefully

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Do you meet your father at the train station?"

"Where's my pencil?!"

"Since attending the memory clinic, I no longer lose my glasses!"

"Ghah, I've completely forgotten why I came in here."

"My wife said I ruined her birthday, but I didn't know it was her birthday!"

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"You know, it would be a lot easier to find my glasses if I had my glasses on!"

"I sometimes think he's living on a different planet."

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

Bill beat his brains out trying to find his keys.

"Where the hell could it be?"

"You really need to prioritize the things you say."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"Here's a great word - 'Lethologica, the inability to recall a particular word or name'."

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'