Lost And Found Adventurer Pillows

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Be open to help.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Desert Planet

"Forgotten anything?"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scarecrow Directions

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Shipwrecked.

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

You are here...

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

"Honey what's our password?"

All Roads Go Nowhere.