Stranded Adventurer Pillows

'Is there a place to wash up around here?'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Napoleon marches off alone

Castaway harnessing electricity.

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Desert Planet

Desert Island Raking

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Teaching from Home

You are here...

Members only.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

"Seriously? 'It is what it is', that's it?"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

Here, there, everywhere

"My dear friends, thanks for being here with me. If it wasn't for you, I'm sure I would have become crazy."

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'