Stranded Adventure Pillows

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'See you in two weeks!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

Two People on Deserted Islands.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Tennis anyone?

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

"I don't like it - now Jeff has disappeared."

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

"You have no new messages."

'Looks like we lucked out.'

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

the ventriloquist

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'