Stranded Storyteller Pillows

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Castaway finds a television.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

Help! Author of the best-selling book, 'How to invest' - but lost it all in the stock market.

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

Backpackers.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

"This IS Cinderella Sire, you should see her two ugly sisters!"

'Due to a shakeup at network headquarters, this is the Evening News with Fred the Janitor....'

"Anyway, long story short, I'm a believer in the old adage 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life,' so that's why I became an insurance adjuster."

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'