Stranded Adventure Gifts

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'See you in two weeks!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'It's the message I sent last week. Apparently, it was found by an English teacher. He's corrected the spelling mistakes and sent it back.'

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

'I don't know where the bloody hell we are... this devilish map is badly arranged!'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Tennis anyone?

Two People on Deserted Islands.

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

'LAND!'

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

"I don't like it - now Jeff has disappeared."

desert island. Referee tosses coin for football game with no players

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

'No need for that. I owe taxes, they'll find us!'

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

A man shipwrecked on a desert island, is begging.

the ventriloquist

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"You have no new messages."

'The Gawlaks have two palm trees!'