Stranded Enthusiast Gifts

'We've taken a vote. Since you're a doctor, we don't see why not.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Bureau of Missing Persons

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Directions.

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"No, we're no gods, we're God's gift to women!"

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

"I've always worked from home."

'The trouble with facing reality is you never know from which direction it's coming from.'

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'