Stranded Survivalist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a stranded survivalist? Our collection features witty and practical items that honor their love for the outdoors, survival skills, and endless resilience. Whether they’re a seasoned adventurer or an aspiring survival expert, these gifts will make their outdoor journeys even more memorable and fun.

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Castaway angry at the loss of electricity.

Castaway angry at the loss of electricity. mockup

Castaway angry at the loss of electricity.

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'Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats.'

'Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats.' mockup

'Oh great. I really wanted bucket seats.'

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Castaway harnessing electricity.

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Notice on desert island - sand for sale mockup

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

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"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet." mockup

"We've only been stranded on this island for 6 months. I don't think it is technically considered an emergency yet."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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'Thank-you God.'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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'Arf! Arf!'

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"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley." mockup

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

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'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.' mockup

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

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'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!' mockup

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.' mockup

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

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"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!" mockup

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

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'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!' mockup

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

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"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment." mockup

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs. mockup

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

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'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island. mockup

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

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"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!" mockup

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

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"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?" mockup

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.' mockup

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

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Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued." mockup

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

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'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...' mockup

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

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Stranded Survivalist Gifts Collection

Stranded Survivalist Mugs

Explore our range of survivalist-themed mugs, packed with humor and resilience-inspired designs, perfect for any outdoor enthusiast.

Stranded Survivalist Pillows

Brighten up any space with our survivalist pillows, blending comfort with fun, outdoor-inspired designs.

Stranded Survivalist Prints

Decorate your home or cabin with prints that honor the adventurous spirit of survivalists — witty, inspiring, and perfectly suited for any outdoor lover.

Stranded Survivalist T-Shirts

Check out our survivalist-inspired t-shirts, featuring witty slogans and rugged styles that celebrate outdoor resilience.