Survivalist Daydreamer Gifts

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

A pair of walking boots wash up on a tiny desert island.

"I've always been told that I'm overly optimistic."

"I walked him yesterday!"

'Thank-you God.'

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Drawing on an island.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Painter's muse

Writer's irony.

How to survive the coming crash.

No Action Comics

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

"At least you have a tree."

"Me, I eat mostly roadkill: it saves me countess hours of hunting and stalking and leaves me time to concentrate on my art. . ."

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'