Survivalist Schemer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the survivalist schemer? Celebrate their cleverness with humorous and inspiring products that reflect their inventive spirit. Our collection features fun cartoon-inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, perfect for someone who loves to plan, strategize, and thrive in any situation. Whether they’re a prepper, a tactical thinker, or just love a good plot twist, these gifts add a touch of wit and personality to their daily routine.

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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Desert Island Meals.

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'Thank-you God.'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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'Arf! Arf!'

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'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?' mockup

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

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'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.' mockup

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

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"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment." mockup

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!" mockup

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

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'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

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