Survival Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the survival skeptic in your life? Our collection features clever, funny items that celebrate their skeptical nature. Whether they question survival hype or just enjoy witty commentary, these products are sure to resonate. Ideal for those who appreciate humor and a touch of irony about survival gear, emergency prep, or simply their skeptical worldview.

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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!" mockup

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together" mockup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together" mockup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together" mockup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together" mockup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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Desert Island Meals.

Desert Island Meals. mockup

Desert Island Meals. mockup

Desert Island Meals. mockup

Desert Island Meals. mockup

Desert Island Meals.

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I dunno, looks like a trap." mockup

"I dunno, looks like a trap." mockup

"I dunno, looks like a trap." mockup

"I dunno, looks like a trap." mockup

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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65 Million Years Ago

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago mockup

65 Million Years Ago

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time." mockup

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft... mockup

Goldfish bowl on raft...

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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'Arf! Arf!' mockup

'Arf! Arf!' mockup

'Arf! Arf!' mockup

'Arf! Arf!' mockup

'Arf! Arf!'

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm alone." mockup

"Yes, I'm alone." mockup

"Yes, I'm alone." mockup

"Yes, I'm alone." mockup

"Yes, I'm alone."

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Desert Island Mishap

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap mockup

Desert Island Mishap

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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'I hate evolution!'

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!' mockup

'I hate evolution!'

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog mockup

Prepper Dog

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The trap mockup

The trap mockup

The trap mockup

The trap mockup

The trap

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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

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Help! Send fishing tackle!

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle! mockup

Help! Send fishing tackle!

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"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

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Survival Skeptic Gifts Collection

Survival Skeptic Mugs

Discover more witty mugs perfect for survival skeptics. Browse our collection of humorous designs that make mornings a little more entertaining.

Survival Skeptic Pillows

Find cozy pillows that speak to survival skepticism. Add some witty comfort to any room with our playful decorative options.

Survival Skeptic Prints

Browse our selection of prints for survival skeptics. Stylish and humorous, these artwork pieces celebrate a skeptical outlook in a fun way.

Survival Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our collection of T-shirts for survival skeptics. Perfect for those who love to wear their skepticism with pride and humor.