Optimistic Survivalist Gifts

Drawing on an island.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

Six Thinking Hats

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"