Survivalist Spirit Gifts

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Prepper Dog

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Island and man

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...