Survivalist Soul Gifts

Hands free shell.

Pandemic Directions

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Prepper Dog

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Island and man